Inspired by Six Word Stories. These were compiled yesterday.
-Administrative site stalls. No directory found.
-Work is slow. Oh, bunny pictures!
-Friends on Facebook. Strangers in person.
-Control + Z. Not in real life.
-Pitbull popularized, and a breed disgraced.
(While listening to a random playlist on Spotify, a Pitbull song came on. I loathe his “music.”)
-Gambled on love. House always wins.
-Five Boroughs. 8.3 million people. Lonely.
-Sometimes magical. Occasionally disastrous. Always loved.
-Jovial. Odd. Enchanting. I’m in love.
-Bloodwork is back. Further tests required.
-Side effects include brittle nails, depression.
-I was happy under magnolia trees.
-“Sir, I’m ready.” “Not today, Shep.”
(In reference to recent allegations that Fox News President Roger Ailes hushed Shepard Smith who wanted to announce that he’s gay.)
-Execution botched. Victim’s family quietly smirks.
(In reference to the mishandled execution of Clayton Lockett, who murdered a pregnant woman.)
-He avoids inconveniencing someone. She’s mad.
-He’s silent. She speaks for both.
-Countless invitations unanswered. Distance grows longer.